Osama targets Burger King....

This just in...

In a new audio tape found this week Osama BinLaden was quoted as saying..."Burger King is next"! Inside reports state that Osama was unable get it "His way" on several burgers he ordered while in hiding. Claiming that Burger King is a "Lying White Devils" he plans several attacks including stealing all the ketchup packets and filling the BBQ pump with horseradish.
When asked about this turn of events Burger Kings "The King" just stared at us for over 3 hours and then gave me some "chicken fries". People be very careful......

IT Helpdesk...is it in you?

What make's a real IT professional?Knowledge, ability, skill.....none of the above! I for one think that a helpdesk jockey needs the ability to work anytime...any where....in any circumstance!
Hi! I am Chuck McEaty Jr. and I am here to meet all your computer needs (and then some)! Please feel free to call me at any hours...I will be there! Here I am rebuilding a server....at 4 in the A.M. Sexy.... and always ready to format your hardrive! Call me right away.... 1-800-Eat-Food or 24 hours at 1-987-Hug-Eass

Make's me wanna toss my PC!

Pretty Lady!

Here is my little angel....nuff said!

New Matrix Movie!!!

You heard it hear first......

After several months of speculation I have conformed that there will indeed be another Matrix movie. The Matrix "Retarded", will hit theaters this summer and looks to be the most action packed film yet! Unable to sign Keanu Reeves due to a limited budget, the role of "Neo" will be played by "Corky" from Life goes on. The story line revolves around Neo getting lose in the Matrix and running from agents shouting "I like pudding"!The agents unable to catch Neo resort to placing "Bright shiny Objects" all through the constuct to trap Neo. All in all this should be another hit for the great movie we have come to love.

Also look for Star Wars 4 "Assault of the Wookies" in 04" as well!

I'm BACK!!!!

After a long battle with constipation......I have returned. I will be posting more unneeded item's that are really not fit to be seen. Please feel free to visit again on a regular basis.....I am back peeps!

Buckcherry rocks!

Within weeks the release of Buckcherry's new CD "Fifteen" is coming. Please everyone who love rock.....buy this cd! Every song kicks ass and I have wore my Ipod out listening to it. Josh Todd is one of the best lead vocalist EVER (yes Billy better than Axl).

Website: www.buckcherry.com