IT Helpdesk...is it in you?

What make's a real IT professional?Knowledge, ability, skill.....none of the above! I for one think that a helpdesk jockey needs the ability to work anytime...any where....in any circumstance!
Hi! I am Chuck McEaty Jr. and I am here to meet all your computer needs (and then some)! Please feel free to call me at any hours...I will be there! Here I am rebuilding a server....at 4 in the A.M. Sexy.... and always ready to format your hardrive! Call me right away.... 1-800-Eat-Food or 24 hours at 1-987-Hug-Eass

Make's me wanna toss my PC!