Osama targets Burger King....

This just in...

In a new audio tape found this week Osama BinLaden was quoted as saying..."Burger King is next"! Inside reports state that Osama was unable get it "His way" on several burgers he ordered while in hiding. Claiming that Burger King is a "Lying White Devils" he plans several attacks including stealing all the ketchup packets and filling the BBQ pump with horseradish.
When asked about this turn of events Burger Kings "The King" just stared at us for over 3 hours and then gave me some "chicken fries". People be very careful......