The world through Dan's eye's.....

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Let's play Cops bingo....

This is a game that was created by me, Jordan and Devon and can be allot of fun! You will need a paper, pen and the scoring sheet below. Each item is worth the assigned points. Top score for the show...wins. The intro of the show is also included in the scoring. Good luck and happy hunting! Please post your top scores here!
Remember that its only a game....where the hell do they find these people???????

1 Point- Anyone with a Mullet
1 Point- Anyone visibly drunk
1 Point- Resisting Arrest
2 Points- Anyone in a white wife beater shirt (see my scary Items)
2 Points- Anyone smoking a cigarette
5 Points- Whenever a Cop draws his gun
5 Points- For anyone with more than 3 tattoos
7 Points- For a Tazer scene
10 Points- Anyone with no pants
25 Points- For anyone with no clothing
Good luck and let me know if I need to add anything! Oh ya Jordan and Devon hold the record for 26 Points in one show.


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Saturday, October 06, 2007

Beavis and Butthead.....where would we be without them?



It came to me one morning on my drive to work that Beavis and Butthead could have shaped my view's today!For years physiology professionals have been stating that "kids watch, relate to, and understand T.V.". If this holds true....Beavis and butthead may have been involved in raising an entire generation! Case in point....The other day I was in a business meeting and my boss (and good friend) refered to the words "Duty cycle"...I could not help myself from snickering and going "you said duty"....huhuhuuuuhuuuhu...still think I am full of crap? Well here are some words I put together and you tell me what comes into your mind...(this test is for the younger crew only!)

Ballcock, Handbay, Beaver pond, Ball washer, Dictate, and foot long. See what I mean! Beavis and Butthead taught us we can laugh at everyday items...and feel good about life....they also taught us a shit load of bad stuff as well (but lets overlook that).

Huhuhuuuuhuhu.....I said Beaver pond.....


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