Evil Monkey found in my closet!

This just in....
After years of speculation I have found the evil monkey in my closet. I knew there was something in there but an Evil Monkey.....who would have ever guessed. "I was shocked to see him in there!" said my imaginary friend Leroy . "its really not safe for Dan to be in there alone with that bad ass monkey". This photo was taken late last night as the monkey stole my suit and forced me from the closet.

Please...if anyone knows how to get a Evil Monkey out of your closet...let me know! I think it may be Michael Jackson's monkey because it always run when I play Billie Jean on my Ipod........go figure!