New Microsoft OS mp3 player released..Ipod killer??

This just in.....look out Apple!
On the heals of the release of the new Ipod Nano Microsoft has came out with their own nitch in the mp3 market. The new M.S. Macro sent shockwaves through the tech world on late friday. "What a way for Microsoft to enter the MP3 world!" said Haggi Tfolickmanig at the Microsoft lab in India. The new Macro stands over 3 feet high and weighs over 125 pounds. There will be several versions of avalible disk space size, with the largest being just over 6 megs (about 2 songs). There will be no cables, earbuds or even a box included with the purchuse but if you are a Microsoft user....you will feel right at home. Bill Gates was quoted as saying "We here at Microsoft have our hand on the people's pulse, and we know what they want!". There has been rumors that the player also needs to be patched every 3 days to prevent unwated virus from attacking it. They are also planning to change the OS 5 times a year. The new Macro will be retailing for just over $27.000.00 and should be in stores by christmas 2008. I for one have placed my name on the waiting list, I just can't get enough of Microsoft and all it's wonderful technology. I am also selling my Ipod right away!