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Welcome to the world according to.....ME! Yes, everyone has always thought that I like to hear myself talk...And now you know I do! This is an open web blog so feel free to disagree with me....you have the right to be wrong! But really welcome and please feel free to post you input! Post here if you like my site!

I am back!!!

Well all I am back. I have had a bunch of peeps email me and ask why I am not posting. So here I go again. Let the fun begin!!

Let's play Cops bingo....

This is a game that was created by me, Jordan and Devon and can be allot of fun! You will need a paper, pen and the scoring sheet below. Each item is worth the assigned points. Top score for the show...wins. The intro of the show is also included in the scoring. Good luck and happy hunting! Please post your top scores here!
Remember that its only a game....where the hell do they find these people???????

1 Point- Anyone with a Mullet
1 Point- Anyone visibly drunk
1 Point- Resisting Arrest
2 Points- Anyone in a white wife beater shirt (see my scary Items)
2 Points- Anyone smoking a cigarette
5 Points- Whenever a Cop draws his gun
5 Points- For anyone with more than 3 tattoos
7 Points- For a Tazer scene
10 Points- Anyone with no pants
25 Points- For anyone with no clothing
Good luck and let me know if I need to add anything! Oh ya Jordan and Devon hold the record for 26 Points in one show.

Beavis and Butthead.....where would we be without them?

It came to me one morning on my drive to work that Beavis and Butthead could have shaped my view's today!For years physiology professionals have been stating that "kids watch, relate to, and understand T.V.". If this holds true....Beavis and butthead may have been involved in raising an entire generation! Case in point....The other day I was in a business meeting and my boss (and good friend) refered to the words "Duty cycle"...I could not help myself from snickering and going "you said duty"....huhuhuuuuhuuuhu...still think I am full of crap? Well here are some words I put together and you tell me what comes into your mind...(this test is for the younger crew only!)

Ballcock, Handbay, Beaver pond, Ball washer, Dictate, and foot long. See what I mean! Beavis and Butthead taught us we can laugh at everyday items...and feel good about life....they also taught us a shit load of bad stuff as well (but lets overlook that).

Huhuhuuuuhuhu.....I said Beaver pond.....

I really sometimes wonder.....

So the other day I am sitting there watching TV and Brittany Spears comes on. Now we have all seen the footage of this girl and her kid in the drivers seat (I think that is great for airbag safety). She is telling the world she is a "good mom"......ok did I miss something? Maybe its me...or is this world grown so tolerant of stupidity that we keep putting her on tv?? You know what....she is right....man parenting just got allot easier! Thanks Brit!

The Ranger!

I am very proud to announce that Jordan is now a Carroll County Ranger. The Rangers are members of the famed "Metro" baseball league of Baltimore. This is an unreal opportunity for Jordan to play very competitive baseball. Visit the team site here:


12u site- http://eteamz.active.com/ccrangers12u/
Baltimore Metro- http://www.baltimoremetrobaseball.com/

Wanna a pop?

Osama targets Burger King....

This just in...

In a new audio tape found this week Osama BinLaden was quoted as saying..."Burger King is next"! Inside reports state that Osama was unable get it "His way" on several burgers he ordered while in hiding. Claiming that Burger King is a "Lying White Devils" he plans several attacks including stealing all the ketchup packets and filling the BBQ pump with horseradish.
When asked about this turn of events Burger Kings "The King" just stared at us for over 3 hours and then gave me some "chicken fries". People be very careful......

IT Helpdesk...is it in you?

What make's a real IT professional?Knowledge, ability, skill.....none of the above! I for one think that a helpdesk jockey needs the ability to work anytime...any where....in any circumstance!
Hi! I am Chuck McEaty Jr. and I am here to meet all your computer needs (and then some)! Please feel free to call me at any hours...I will be there! Here I am rebuilding a server....at 4 in the A.M. Sexy.... and always ready to format your hardrive! Call me right away.... 1-800-Eat-Food or 24 hours at 1-987-Hug-Eass

Make's me wanna toss my PC!

Pretty Lady!

Here is my little angel....nuff said!

New Matrix Movie!!!

You heard it hear first......

After several months of speculation I have conformed that there will indeed be another Matrix movie. The Matrix "Retarded", will hit theaters this summer and looks to be the most action packed film yet! Unable to sign Keanu Reeves due to a limited budget, the role of "Neo" will be played by "Corky" from Life goes on. The story line revolves around Neo getting lose in the Matrix and running from agents shouting "I like pudding"!The agents unable to catch Neo resort to placing "Bright shiny Objects" all through the constuct to trap Neo. All in all this should be another hit for the great movie we have come to love.

Also look for Star Wars 4 "Assault of the Wookies" in 04" as well!

I'm BACK!!!!

After a long battle with constipation......I have returned. I will be posting more unneeded item's that are really not fit to be seen. Please feel free to visit again on a regular basis.....I am back peeps!

Buckcherry rocks!

Within weeks the release of Buckcherry's new CD "Fifteen" is coming. Please everyone who love rock.....buy this cd! Every song kicks ass and I have wore my Ipod out listening to it. Josh Todd is one of the best lead vocalist EVER (yes Billy better than Axl).

Website: www.buckcherry.com

Hanover Halloween parade goes......gay?

This just in....

A stunning set of events unraveled in Hanover on Thursday night...the gays took over. Several floats like the one pictured were found in the annual parade and shocked the local residents. Jebidi Cleetis was quoted as saying "Its out right crazy...dem dar gays are ruin everything"! As the tune to YMCA boomed through the streets...the gays ran amuck! They also were responsible for random acts of fashion and also painted the town square pink in protest. Hanover will never be the same...."the gays are here to stay!" said local gay legend Chester ManLester!

In related news....Gap for Gays and American Crew have opened new stores following the outbreak! Right next to one of the million Hanover banks.

Post your Monopoly peices here!

OK peeps lets work together. I will post the peices that i have here. Let's win something! I really want to get somthing back from McDonalds for the years they have taken off my life with their fatty, artery clogging food.............man I need a Big Mac! POST YOUR PEICES!


*NC Ave- Green
*Atlatic Ave- Yellow
*New York and St.James- Orange
*PA, Reading and B&O railroad
*BalticAve- Purple

Terrell Owens Sent To Pop Warner League To Work On Maturity

Found this on another site....but man did I love it!

In a shocking move Wednesday, the Philadelphia Eagles sent disgruntled wide receiver Terrell Owens to "the nearest Pop Warner league so a bunch of seven-year olds" can teach him how to "act more maturely."
Owens has been feuding with coach Andy Reid, quarterback Donovan McNabb, and the Philadelphia media in a concerted effort to acquire the biggest ego in post-Napoleonic history.
Reid dismissed Owens from training camp last week, saying his star wideout nagged him enough times to "make it feel like my wife was in training camp with me."
Owens should "greatly benefit" from being around children, an Eagles team psychologist said. "If we can get him to start acting like he's eight when the regular season rolls around, we're ahead of the curve."
"Generally speaking, most professional athletes are like big, brawny pre-teenagers," said a behavioral psychologist. "Kind of like an 11-year old who can kick your ass. Owens, however, is behaviorally deficient even by those standards. Think of him as a toddler with big biceps who can run a slant pattern."
Owens will be forced "to run on his knees" and "tackle gently" in his new league, according to his agent Drew Rosenhaus. "He'll also learn stuff like not talking over coaches, waiting in line at the water cooler, and to refrain from referring to himself in the third person."
In other NFL news, Denver Broncos' 64-year old wide receiver Jerry Rice went to run a fly pattern today and "his left leg just fell off."

Girls only dig guys with SKILLS!

This post is for people to list their skills! I for one have many skills and find it hard for any woman in her right mind to resist the following if you need training let me know......
1. Pee all over the toilet seat skills....popular with my wife.
2. Scratch my ass in 15 diffent ways skills....another must have in a man.
3. Can't find shit (but its right in front of me)skills....great for a treasure hunt!
4. I can also fart the alphabet, but only after 2 cans of beans.(see beans kill post)
5. I can spit up to 15 feet away! That is not something you can teach...you must be born with it!

All in all I would say that I am one talented mofo! Please let me know all of your skills!

Evil Monkey found in my closet!

This just in....
After years of speculation I have found the evil monkey in my closet. I knew there was something in there but an Evil Monkey.....who would have ever guessed. "I was shocked to see him in there!" said my imaginary friend Leroy . "its really not safe for Dan to be in there alone with that bad ass monkey". This photo was taken late last night as the monkey stole my suit and forced me from the closet.

Please...if anyone knows how to get a Evil Monkey out of your closet...let me know! I think it may be Michael Jackson's monkey because it always run when I play Billie Jean on my Ipod........go figure!

Maine resident injured in hunting accident.....

This just in.......

It was supposed to be a long overdue and fun hunting trip....that turned into tragedy. Josh Penn was seriously injured when he was attacked be several angry deer over the weekend. There are several reports on why the deer attached him, but the main reason is that he was covered in his own urine after he fell asleep and pissed his pants. "I looked up and saw Josh being attacked by dem der deers and one even eating his damn lunch!" said Cleetis Mcshooty who was along on the trip. Josh was listed in serious condition from his injuries. I for one think that the deer smelled fear....and attacked! Please don't let this happen to you!

Good luck on your trip Josh.....and don't let them smell fear!

Your voice has been silenced!

I was reading the news last night....which I do everyday. I came across something that scared the hell out of me. The United Nations is seizing control of the internet from the U.S.A. I know what you are thinking...."we don't own the internet, do we?".....YES WE DO! The underlying infrastructure of the internet is stored and housed here in the States. Read all about it here:

http://technology.guardian.co.uk/weekly/story/0,16376,1585288,00.html

The U.N. has let this entire world down...(that's another post in itself) so many times. I for one don't want them involved in anything that is related to the United States. I surely hope that we fight this..... and fight it HARD or freedom of speach will monitored and controlled...not by the U.S. but the unrelaible, worthless, corrupt, and needless U.N.!

Oh ya here is the list of countries that could be watching you tomorrow...Brazil, China, Cuba, Iran and several African states.....SCARY!

Typhoon "Longwang" pound the coast of Taiwan...

This just in....

TAIPEI, Taiwan (AFP) — Typhoon Longwang pounded Taiwan Sunday, leaving 34 people injured, disrupting air traffic, destroying power lines and uprooting trees. Longwang lashed the coast for several hours and then increased in power before eyeing China up. Read more here:


http://www.usatoday.com/weather/stormcenter/2005-10-02-typhoon-longwang_x.htm?POE=WEAISVA

Now people... I bet you thought I was going to make fun of this didn't you? Well you are sorely mistaken...I mean really what kind of person do you think I am? You should really feel bad.............(huhhuhhhhu.....you said "Longwang")....YES very bad indeed!

Cut your IT budget in HALF!!! Advertisement...

My name is Chuck McEaty CIO. Last year my company spent over 1.2 million in their IT budget! We had over 6 IT workers and 2 managers. This year we will spend half that. I bet you are wondering how I did that??? Well the answer is simple! I bought all new Dell blade servers with Intel Dual Processors, 1 gig in memory, 6 stacked and clustered units and even a dedicated fiber backbone.............I also ATE my entire staff!!

You.....get in my belly! Check out the jeans on this guy...that's really testin the denim!

New Microsoft OS mp3 player released..Ipod killer??

This just in.....look out Apple!
On the heals of the release of the new Ipod Nano Microsoft has came out with their own nitch in the mp3 market. The new M.S. Macro sent shockwaves through the tech world on late friday. "What a way for Microsoft to enter the MP3 world!" said Haggi Tfolickmanig at the Microsoft lab in India. The new Macro stands over 3 feet high and weighs over 125 pounds. There will be several versions of avalible disk space size, with the largest being just over 6 megs (about 2 songs). There will be no cables, earbuds or even a box included with the purchuse but if you are a Microsoft user....you will feel right at home. Bill Gates was quoted as saying "We here at Microsoft have our hand on the people's pulse, and we know what they want!". There has been rumors that the player also needs to be patched every 3 days to prevent unwated virus from attacking it. They are also planning to change the OS 5 times a year. The new Macro will be retailing for just over $27.000.00 and should be in stores by christmas 2008. I for one have placed my name on the waiting list, I just can't get enough of Microsoft and all it's wonderful technology. I am also selling my Ipod right away!

Cindy....you don't speak for me!

Does this war suck? Does the fact that we have been there so long hurt? Does the fact that our military is so thin hinder our at home clean-up efforts? .........YES!

But with that being said lets look at the another side of this story. We committed ourselves to fighting a war on terror years ago on that faithful September morning and there is a price to pay for that (and YES that means Iraq or any other terror supporting country). With no challenge several terrorists walked onto our planes, and with simple box cutters....sent this nation to its knees. I prayed that day....not for revenge...not for help...but for the troops that I knew would be placed in harms way to make sure that this would never happen again. I feel for Mrs.Sheehan...I really do. I have 2 sons myself, and would never want to be without them. But to start a movement that is nothing more than a slap in the face of the troops that are doing their jobs is sad. Your son was a grown man that made a decision to server his country. Not a child as you have refer to him so many times. These are not children but great soldiers that need respect for doing their job. If you so hate how the Administration is handling the war...fine! Be creative and address it, you have this right because you dont have to worry about being "Car Bombed" for your veiws. But stop yelling and making a mockery out of this war that secured that right! They will come home....and they will be successful. God bless them all for what they do for this country!

Big Slick........taken down!

The HPT (Hanover Poker Tour) was in full action last night and in one of the greatest calls in all time Dan(Doc Holiday) Keller called an all-in from Robbie(The Joker) Walter. This is the reason that Big Slick is so scary...listen closely children.

Dan- Ac,9c

Robbie- Ah,Kc

The the flop then comes Js- 9d-2d wow I paired my 9! Here come the turn....9s. Holy shit I have a set! River is a Qs.....and that my fiends is how you make Robbie cry! Dominated hands sometimes find a way! But remember this Rob.....you would have beat me 9 out of 10 time's! Happy birthday and thanks for the cash! :0)

Casual Friday goes bad!

This just in......

In a bizarre event at an upper Maryland business several employees where injured when a man wore Viking gear to work on "Casual Friday". Lothar McStaby was arrest on charges of aggravated macing yesterday. "I saw him come in on horse back, and the next thing I knew he was swinging his mace and boiling oil in his office!" said one of the other employees. There are several suspected reasons linked to the outburst, one theory is that he was so happy to have "Casual Friday" he took it way to far.

Please people remember to keep you Viking gear at home...that means you Billy!

Dan's rant about baseball....

My son has now been playing baseball for over 5 years! That's right, I have gotten him to more than 350 practices and games over the past 5 years! He loves the game...in every way. He watches it faithfully and tries never to miss the Sox play when they are T.V. (His dad is to cheap to buy the MLB package..). Here is where I have a real problem with people like Barry Bonds and Raphael Palmario...they piss me off! Kids all over the country watch these guys and look up to them. They are roll model's in so many ways, but choose to cheat and show these kids that its ok to change your body if you are not good enough. Baseball better get there ass in gear and change the way they look at the substance abuse policy or a black cloud will eat up all the wonderful history that it has! This is where a parent needs to tell there child...don't do what they do...sad,sad,sad! Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio.....

Duct Tape....the Fashion must have this year!

This just in....

In an unreal fashion uprising, the hot new item on the catwalk this year...is duct tape. Billy Joe Raybob was quoted as saying "I havz allot of that stuff and I sure's do likes to wearz it!" This is not just a flash in the pan fad but a real fashion revolution! Several top stars like J-lo and Puff Daddy were reported to have been seen in the Ace hardware store's buying the 3 pack rolls on Sunday night. I for one have place several strips across all of my shirts and even made my own "Got Beer?" tshirt! People if we can't place tape all over ourselves....what good is life?

This was taken by me at the Dover race...look at the guy checkin out his gut...God Bless NASCAR!

Devon tamed the Monster!

Well we just got back from Dover and Devon tamed the Moster Mile! We had a great weekend and spent it cheering for Rusty who came in 3rd with a great run! I sure did have a great time with my little Nascar buddy! He not only got to see Rusty but had Casey Kane wave at him! What a lucky little guy! Next stop......Martinsville!

Puff Daddy makes me angry....

Ok well the other night I am watching TV and Puff Daddy says that he now wants to be called "Diddy" to avoid confusing his fan base. Well I for one am now really confused....

Past names: Puffy, Puff Daddy,P-Diddy, HR Puffin Stuff, Sean John and so on.....

This guy is a real pain in the ass, I mean.. if I did like him (trust me I don't) that would bug the shit out of me. Please join me in the protest of Sean Combs. There needs to be some kind of law that you can't change your name 16 times. Diddy if you are reading this.....please stop the madness!

This just in....Beans kill!

Beans don't kill people......or do they??

A local Hanover area man was arrested yesterday on three counts of involuntary manslaughter. Robert Walter was booked late yesterday at the district court in Hanover township. He is charged also with "ingestion with the intent to deliver" as well. Reports are that Rob ate 6 plates of Bushes baked beans and then went for a car ride with several of his friends. That was that last they were seen. Robby was quoted as saying "Hey.. I like beans and they like me, I am sorry for there loss .....but really, put down a window!" Bail will be set this week and all beans have been removed from his diet until his release. Remember kids......Beans are not a toy...respect them always!

Corona beer...it's the lime baby!

This is dedicated to one of the best beers of all time. I will never forget the first time my Uncle brought in a case of Corona. I was about 13 years old and you could not buy it in PA, or even the states for that matter. I thought "wow I will have to steal one of those later tonight". But now it is a very popular beer for sure. So here's to you Corona...you rock!

Home improvements...

Well after serveral months of planning Kelly and I have added a new edition to our home. The new front porch shitter will be great for those get-togethers where you don't want to miss a fart! You will see in the picture that we also added the beer holder and cell phone for a more sophisticated feel. If your in town please "drop" by! We will leave the light on!

Top 5 things that scare me.....

#5- Prince.....well this is one that I am not proud of. He just creeps me out. His strange clothing and his need to change his name to the symbol....he scares me badly.

#4- Wife beater t-shirts....I mean...who in there right mind is not scared of these shirts! They make even the biggest dork look like a total bad ass! When I see one coming.....I run.

#3- Midgets....why you ask...I don't really know. But I do know this, they are planning to take over the world and we can't hear them because thay are so much shorter than us. They could steal all our shoes...and what the hell would we do???

#2- Saran Warp....that shit could smother you! I mean really....there is no warning on the box but 5 times I found it wrapped around my head.....oh wait that was aluminum foil...never mind!

#1- Mullets....yes I must have had a very bad experience as a child but for some reason a bad mullet send shivers down my spine! There really needs to be a law about the mullet! I mean COME ON that shit is scary...just look at it. Till this very day I can't watch cops for fear of seeing the trailer park episode!

Back to school....

Well it is that time of year again....back to school. Here are both the boys ready to go! We had to work for several hours to get Jordan away from his baseball bat. And several more to get Devon to put on his shoes and shirt. But once we got them dressed, they cleaned up nicely. Stay tuned for more updates through the year on how they are doing in school.

BBQ Master in training...

This is Bobby Flay....this guy is the ultimate grill master. I have watched all his "Boy Meets Grill" shows on Food Network and I am getting to be a real grill master myself. In the beginning I was a rather shitty cook (Kelly can vouch for that). But for some reason this has been my season! My grill has never cooled off all summer and I don't think that I will stop till mid december! Check out his show...I am sure that it will make you so hungry you might just fire your grill up as well!

Bobby's TV shows:

http://www.bobbyflay.com/television-shows.asp

Hurricane damage...

With the hurricane winding down there will be an unreal amount of cleanup for all the people in the New Orleans area. Please keep them in your prayers they will need it! Also if you have the extra money please find it in your heart to donate a small amount to the American Red Cross. Remember it could be us someday.....

Donate here:

http://www.redcross.org/donate/donate.html

My cold dead hands....

Well I have seen it all! There is now a movement to ban over 30 types of guns IN PA! This comes on the heals of Ed Rendell and his so called "Family Values" tour. You know Ed there is no way in the world that I will let you cater to the heart of your campaign support.....the GHETTO'S of PA. Truth be told you won't be able to hand out that many cigarettes this year pal! Your not taking guns away from the criminals...but honest law abiding citizens! I will give my guns up, when you pry in from my cold-dead-hands! Where has this country gone so wrong...that we forget the reasons our forefathers died for us. The moral backbone of this great country is being painfully pinched by the lowest common denominator in society. Scum like Rendell and his Mafia buddies will find it hard to get any type of ban in this great state....Thanks to people like me! Bring it on ED!

Read more here:
http://www.grassrootspa.com/2005/04/obrien-calls-rendell-out-on-new-gun.html

Join the NRA to ensure our rights for generations to come!
http://www.nra.org/

Here we go Redsox!!! Update....

Update! We are heading to Boston with a 1 game lead in the Wild Card....what the hell happen to our 5 game lead in the AL East??? Man I am starting to worry...but Jordan tells me it will be OK. And I beleive him!

My Mom rocks!

What would this blog be without an area dedicated to the woman who gave me life (please don't hold that against her)! My mom is the best! I never had to worry about having a best friend in life because, I always had one in her. I love my mom! She never gave up on me and never stopped believing in where I could go or what I could be! She also loves my kids and they are lucky to have such a kick ass grandma!

P.S. Mom... Tyke is not a lapdog....but he thinks he is!

I'm your huckleberry.....

Anyone that knows me....knows that I love the movie Tombstone. This part of my blog will be dedicated to the best movie of all time. I have seen this movie no less that 50 times and will watch it 50 more before I die. Val Kilmer (Doc Holiday) played the best role of his career in this flick! There is no doubt that I like this movie way to much! I am also known to my close poker buddies as Doc. I may have his ability to play cards...but... his kick ass attitude I will never have! With that being said....."Let the final ride of Wyatt Earp and his immortals begin!"

This just in!

This just in...we have received the results back from Tyke's dog IQ test, and much to our disappointment he has the IQ of a box of Oreo's...not even the double stuff! We have hope for him though. The doctors said with work he could have the brain power of a lab rat. We still love him though...please send donations to Dogs with no Brain's outreach.

This is my bad dog Tyke...I love that turd!

Cooking with GG.....

I remember it like it was yesterday...the yummy smell of vegi soup coming down the stairs. I can remember in detail things in my childhood, but nothing more clear than my grandma cooking for me. No matter what time of day or night, she always had time to make me a sandwich or soup. It's funny how we forget the little things that made us so happy as a kid. My grandma was the best cook in the world to me...and always will be! GG you are the best grandmother in the world! I will never forget the times that we spent talking and eating your wonderful creations! This blog is dedicated to her wonderful foods. I will be posting some of GG's wonderful dishes! GG I need your help on this one! Send me some recipes!

Your Loving Grandson! Daniel

NEWS FLASH!!! Jeff Gordan to marry Ricky Martin!

After years of speculation the truth has came out...Jeff Gordan is gay! Reports from the Hendricks camp is that Jeff and Ricky plan to marry in New Hampshire and honeymoon in the Caribbean islands! Jeff was quoted as saying "I love Ricky..he loves to shake his bon-bon." There is a real mixed reaction from the garage in Nextel cup due to the fact that Jeff would also like to change his car colors to Pink Panther pink. I for one think that Jeff and Ricky make a wonderful couple! All wedding registry items can be viewed at Pier One.

Think you might be gay?? Take this 100% accurate test, good luck!
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay

Kelly's Corner......

This post is dedicated to my loving wife Kelly. She is the best thing that has happened to me in my life. She keeps my feet on the ground and my head in the sky. Whenever I need a friend...she is always there. She never gets tired of me telling my stories (even when they are about poker)! I am very lucky to have her in my life....thank you for always being there my love!

Your Hubby!

I will miss ya Rusty!

Well an era has come to an end. Rusty is retiring and heading to the back porch to sit and watch the grass grow. Well I don't think that he will be there long .....but I had to make a big decision on who I was going to root for. I will post my pick later this week. But I can tell you this ..its not Kurt Bush...that guy is a big eared freak! I will be sad to see his ears hanging out of the blue duce! Penske is going in the crapper!

My Beamer...the other white meat!

This is my other baby! I looked for a long time till I found her, but thanks to my good buddy Ralph...she is sleeping at the Keller household. Now those of you that know me can attest to the fact that I love BMW's. I have had 3 of them now and each one I about cried when they left. But I like my new baby for sure. She has the M3 leather package and sport tune suspension...she corners on rails! I think that I am going to register her with the BMW Auto Registry...now if I just keep her clean!

My Daddy and the little girl!

This post is for my dad! He has not been feeling very well the past few days. I haven't seen him hold a little girl like that in allot of years! I wish that we had more time in life. We could spend it fishing and giving each other a hard time about something! I owe my quick whit and fast responses to my dad (so thank him)! Hope you are feeling better dad! I love you!

Your Son...Danny!

Poker Crew! UPDATE!!!

Team Hanover shows strong in the summer season World Tavern Poker Tour!

This just in! We got our asses kicked in the championship game. There are several of us that made it to the next level.......that is the "Lets drink till we forget our bad beats" level. Anyway congrats to all who were in team HTP!

Hanover Poker Tour!

The Jordan Update!!

This just in....Jordan is playing fall ball for Southwestern School. His practices are going well...and he even had a triple the other day. He will start playing games in about 2 weeks. Here he is on the plane to heading home from Maine. He wished that he could stay just to watch NESN (New England Sports Network). They had the Sox on all the time!

Schedule: http://eteamz.active.com/swyork/schedules/

Grand Champion!!!

Yes I am the 1st ever Winkler Poker Champ! We had a awesome time at my buddy Mike's 3oth birthday party. His wife did a wonderful job on a Casino style party and even had a trophy for the winner of the main event. Well as the post says I fought off several of the finest poker players on the coast, to emerge as Grand champion! I will now make a home right next to my bed to display my accomplishment forever! LMAO just kidding Mike...what a fun time!